Not only am I lazy but I’m also tired. We’ve added two new hires and it’s our busy season. I’m tired.
Here are great gift options on Amazon that don’t break the bank, maintain religious sensitivity, and if you order them today, will make it in time for Christmas, before the end of Hanukkah, and just in time to seem like you really do care. In no particular order:
I just recently bought this for an employee and it’s just as beautiful as it appears. Great for coffee or tea drinkers. Make it more festive by adding some instant coffee packets, a tea variety pack, or a gift card to Dunkin or Starbucks. Boom.
These are awesome. I’ve had mine for a year now and it still holds a great charge, range is good, and the volume and sound quality are great. Cost is delicious. A perfect unisex gift. If they have one already, it’s a great gift to re-gift anyway.
You know that one person who has a new ailment every week? I’m sure they’ve complained about back pain or some sciatic nerve issue. This guy is rechargeable, small, and packs a punch. Get it in black for Dante, or in pink for Susan. Throw it in the bag!
Ganesh Leaf Incense Burner & Incense Variety Pack
Perfect for that employee who is about that relaxation life, or needs to be about it. I bought this for a gentleman caller who no longer exists. The holder looks nice and the incense variety pack smells great.
It’s 2017 and there’s no reason why you should be forced to listen to the radio. The sound quality on this guy is excellent. There’s hardly any issues with static and it’s easy to set-up. Give it to Charlotte who still drives the car they got in high school. (It’s me, I’m Charlotte.)
Phone Case with Kickstand & Flip Cover
I bought this for an employee and it’s so pretty. This particular one is for the Galaxy, so obviously augment to fit the person’s phone. But there’s no reason why in the year of our overlord Trump 2017, anyone should be walking around with a cracked phone. Get it in black for Bob, or in purple for Bob.
I bought a comparable version for a dear friend of mine and it’s the perfect gift for the intrepid traveler. It, aesthetically, looks really beautiful and elegant as well. Great for dude or dudette.
Give Bezos his coins and keep your sedentary lifestyle. You can have a card in a box shipped, have the card e-mailed, or print it. Gift cards in general will save you a lot of strife and energy. Best of all: a lot of other retailers offer an e-mail or print option so you won’t even need to move your legs. I’ll be buying myself, on behalf of myself, a gift card to Sephora.
If you are stuck on what to get your boss; I want a massage. You guys can all pool in and collectively get me one. Thank you. Happy Holidays!
Parable of the Talents 